Nothing's free and only the cheaper things can be bought with money.

Strange, isn't it, that it's always more difficult to talk people out of killing each other than into it?

You can learn by listening, or by getting whacked between the eyes with a two-by-four. I always found listening easier.

Bad writers have influences. Good writers steal.

I'm always diplomatic when heavily outnumbered by armed strangers.

And the first king was a lucky soldier.

Now let's move on to the subject of how a real man treats his wife. A real man doesn't slap even a ten-dollar hooker around, if he's got any self-respect, much less hurt his own woman. Much less ten times over the mother of his kids. A real man busts his ass to feed his family, fights for them if he has to, dies for them if he has to. And he treats his wife with respect every day of his life, treats her like a queen - the queen of the home she makes for their children.