Normally in dangerous situations I have a getaway car.
Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.
Jews have a tendency to become comedians.
Don't listen to me. I'm not a politician. I know nothing about politics. But people are cheering when something very bad happens to him [Donald Trump]. So that's got to make you think before voting for him.
Thank you to every American who has not sued me so far.
To single out a particular group and say we can't make a joke about them is almost a form of prejudice and it's kind of patronizing.