Jews have a tendency to become comedians.

We say that "to let woman drive a car is like to let monkey fly a plane".

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.

A good wife must be strong enough to pull a plough and have a very erotic physique.

Dictators are ludicrous characters, and, you know, in my career and in my life, I've always enjoyed sort of inhabiting these ludicrous, larger-than-life characters that somehow exist in the real world.

For a number of years in England nobody had any idea what I looked like.

Thank you to every American who has not sued me so far.