People have really strong images of what church is, and it's almost certainly not the same as mine.

When I got pregnant with my first child I gained nearly 5st. I did a bit of pretending: "I'm just really small, so I just put on a lot of weight when I'm pregnant." That is true, but I also ate a lot of cake.

If you get 10,000 guys to put their ideal woman into a computer, it still comes out looking like Angelina Jolie.

A lot of things in 'Parents' I find very truthful.

Getting a new passport took me a stupid amount of time. I had to go back five times with different photographs because they kept saying I was smiling, which is against the rules. I was not smiling.

I've got spider veins all over my legs, so I wear opaque tights all winter. All sorts of colours.

I would love to have been around in the Keystone Studios days.