The children break all my jewelry, so everything I wear is cheap - from Topshop or Dorothy Perkins.

All I want to do really is get married and be a matriarch.

People have really strong images of what church is, and it's almost certainly not the same as mine.

Comedians have to write to survive because you don't get cast for your beauty.

One year you go in for auditions, and everybody thinks you're the queen of comedy, and the next year, you're so 'yesterday,' and it's not because you've done anything, or your ability has changed; you haven't been in work because you've been putting on weight and then trying to lose it.

Middle-aged women on telly is a bit of a hot topic - before, we were 27 to 37, and now we're 40 to 50. You do notice as you get older... you go past 35, and suddenly you're playing baddies.

When I'm depressed, I definitely comfort eat, but I also eat when I'm happy. The only time I don't eat is if I am terribly nervous.