Comedians have to write to survive because you don't get cast for your beauty.
I don't leave London, really, and I don't do theatre, because I want to put the kids to bed.
I would love to have been around in the Keystone Studios days.
What having a Down's syndrome child isn't - and I feel very strongly about this - is a tragedy. All those pregnancy books you read when you are expecting refer to Down's syndrome as if it were the worst possible outcome, and it's not.
I'm feeling incredibly Botox-tempted as my face collapses around my shoulders.
My blood runs cold when I hear the 'great news' that we have found a marker for the Down's syndrome gene, which means we can identify it more easily. Why is that good news? It's only good news if you're going to terminate.