The children break all my jewelry, so everything I wear is cheap - from Topshop or Dorothy Perkins.

I think everyone is forgetting what plastic surgery is for - if you have a face-eating tumour, lose a breast or are involved in a car accident, then it's a good idea.

When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke.

I definitely used to write a lot at school. Comic poetry and drawings about people.

I would love to have been around in the Keystone Studios days.

People have really strong images of what church is, and it's almost certainly not the same as mine.

Red carpets and dressing up are a part of work that I enjoy less than some people.