The children break all my jewelry, so everything I wear is cheap - from Topshop or Dorothy Perkins.

Once you have a Down's syndrome child, you can't conform. In a way, you're free.

If you get 10,000 guys to put their ideal woman into a computer, it still comes out looking like Angelina Jolie.

I definitely used to write a lot at school. Comic poetry and drawings about people.

Getting a new passport took me a stupid amount of time. I had to go back five times with different photographs because they kept saying I was smiling, which is against the rules. I was not smiling.

I start the day with the intention of doing 4,000 sit-ups but then have to work.

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.