We were so poor we envied everyone we ever heard of.

If you are being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.

Romance without finance is a nuisance. Few men value free merchandise. Let the chippies fall where they may.

They were a wonderful set of burglars, the people who were running San Francisco when I first came to town in 1923, wonderful because, if they were stealing, they were doing it with class and style.

[On entering the restaurant business:] Food has the dubious advantage of being legitimate, and one's customers somehow manage to live longer without sex than food, if you call that living.

Beware of people whose halos are on too tight.

No man can be held throughout the day by what happens throughout the night.