No man can be held throughout the day by what happens throughout the night.

No man can be held throughout the day by what happens throughout the night.

Madaming is the sort of thing that happens to you - like getting a battlefield commission or becoming the dean of women at Stanford University.

If you are being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.

Romance without finance is a nuisance. Few men value free merchandise. Let the chippies fall where they may.

Like I always say, if you sit long enough by the crack of the door, you'll see your enemy go by in a hearse.

[On entering the restaurant business:] Food has the dubious advantage of being legitimate, and one's customers somehow manage to live longer without sex than food, if you call that living.