No man can be held throughout the day by what happens throughout the night.

Madaming is the sort of thing that happens to you - like getting a battlefield commission or becoming the dean of women at Stanford University.

If you are being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.

We were so poor we envied everyone we ever heard of.

Like I always say, if you sit long enough by the crack of the door, you'll see your enemy go by in a hearse.

Beware of people whose halos are on too tight.

No man can be held throughout the day by what happens throughout the night.