A relationship with an imaginary woman is preferable to a relationship with a real one.

I get a lot of letters - a lot of letters saying, who knew that you were funny?

My love for Dan Brown knows no bounds. It literally has no mass.

Terror is glamour - not only, but also. I am firmly convinced that there's something like a fascination with death among suicide bombers.

A little bit of one story joins onto an idea from another, and hey presto, . . . not old tales but new ones. Nothing comes from nothing.

If my child had prejudice in his head, I'd be ashamed. I would see it as my failure as a parent.

Free-form games in which the player can make choices about what the game is going to be, become a kind of gaming equivalent of the narrative possibility.