Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?" Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.

Picasso is a painter, so am I; Picasso is Spanish, so am I; Picasso is a communist, neither am I.

I do not understand why, when I ask for grilled lobster in a restaurant, I'm never served a cooked telephone.

I do not take drugs. I am drugs.

Who knows how to taste wine never drinks wine again, but tastes secrets instead

To be interesting, one has to provoke.

Man cannot change or escape his time. The eye sees the present and the future