It is either easy or impossible.

I believe that the moment is near when by a procedure of active paranoiac thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality.

I don't need drugs. I am drugs.

The problem with the youth of today' is that one is no longer part of it.

Since man's highest mission on earth is to spiritualize everything, it is his excrement in particular that needs it most.

Whatever happens, my audience mustn't know whether I am spoofing or being serious; and likewise I mustn't know either. I am in a constant interrogation; when does the deep and philosophically valid Dali begin, and where does the looney and preposterous Dali end?

I don't take drugs: I am drugs.