There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.

The desire to survive and the fear of death are artistic sentiments

Life is too short to remain unnoticed

Photographic fantasy: more agile and faster in discoveries than murky subconscious processes!

It is mostly with your blood, Gala that I paint my pictures

I don't need drugs. I am drugs.

Just as I am astonished that a bank clerk never eats a cheque, so too am I astonished that no painter before me ever thought of painting a soft watch.