Just as I am astonished that a bank clerk never eats a cheque, so too am I astonished that no painter before me ever thought of painting a soft watch.

To be interesting, one has to provoke.

This grandiose tragedy that we call modern art.

Since man's highest mission on earth is to spiritualize everything, it is his excrement in particular that needs it most.

I don't need drugs. I am drugs.

Qui sait déguster ne boit plus jamais de vin, mais goûte des secrets

Begin by learning to draw and paint like the old masters. After that, you can do as you like; everyone will respect you.