You have to systematically create confusion, it sets creativity free. Everything that is contradictory creates life

Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?" Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.

Every morning upon awakening, I experience a supreme pleasure: that of being Salvador Dali, and I ask myself, wonderstruck, what prodigious thing will he do today, this Salvador Dali.

The sole difference between myself and a madman is the fact that I am not mad.

God is just another artist, like me.

The fact I myself do not understand what my paintings mean while I am painting them does not imply that they are meaningless.

Every morning when I awake, the greatest of joys is mine: that of being Salvador Dali.