God is just another artist, like me.

There comes a moment in every person's life when they realise they adore me.

The reason some portraits don't look true to life is that some people make no effort to resemble their pictures.

When I paint, the Sea Roars Others Splash about in the bath

Right now I'm the greatest. I don't say this through vanity. It's just that the rest are so bad.

Every morning upon awakening, I experience a supreme pleasure: that of being Salvador Dali, and I ask myself, wonderstruck, what prodigious thing will he do today, this Salvador Dali.

The desire to survive and the fear of death are artistic sentiments