Every morning upon awakening, I experience a supreme pleasure: that of being Salvador Dali, and I ask myself, wonderstruck, what prodigious thing will he do today, this Salvador Dali.

I think that the sweetest freedom for a man on earth consists in being able to live, if he likes, without having the need to work.

What is important is to spread confusion, not eliminate it.

You have to systematically create confusion, it sets creativity free. Everything that is contradictory creates life

The connoisseur does not drink wine but tastes its secrets

Without hesitation, I place Freud among the heroes. He dispossessed the Jewish people of the greatest and most influential of all heroes-Moses.

Sometimes I spit on my mother's portrait for pleasure.