I do not understand why, when I ask for grilled lobster in a restaurant, I'm never served a cooked telephone.
Salvador DaliThere is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Salvador DaliI think that the sweetest freedom for a man on earth consists in being able to live, if he likes, without having the need to work.
Salvador DaliI was never capable of being an average pupil. I would either seem refractory to any teaching and give the impression of being completely dumb or I would fling myself on my work with a frenzy, a patience, and a willingness to learn that astonished everybody. But to awaken my zeal, it was necessary to offer me something I liked. Once my appetite had been whetted, I became ravenously hungry.
Salvador Dali