I'm going to live forever. Geniuses don't die.

Do not be afraid of perfection - you will never attain it.

Right now I'm the greatest. I don't say this through vanity. It's just that the rest are so bad.

The problem with the youth of today' is that one is no longer part of it.

Mistakes are almost always of a sacred nature, understand them thoroughly.

Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?" Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.

This grandiose tragedy that we call modern art.