There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Salvador DaliGreat wine requires a mad man to grow the vine, a wise man to watch over it, a lucid poet to make it, and a lover to drink it.
Salvador DaliEvery morning when I awake, the greatest of joys is mine: that of being Salvador Dali.
Salvador Dali