I'm going to live forever. Geniuses don't die.

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.

Great wine requires a mad man to grow the vine, a wise man to watch over it, a lucid poet to make it, and a lover to drink it.

Give me two hours a day of activity, and I'll take the other twenty-two in dreams.

Every morning when I awake, the greatest of joys is mine: that of being Salvador Dali.

The fact I myself do not understand what my paintings mean while I am painting them does not imply that they are meaningless.

Since man's highest mission on earth is to spiritualize everything, it is his excrement in particular that needs it most.