[I am a] contradictory and paradoxical man.

Just as I am astonished that a bank clerk never eats a cheque, so too am I astonished that no painter before me ever thought of painting a soft watch.

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.

This grandiose tragedy that we call modern art.

The fact I myself do not understand what my paintings mean while I am painting them does not imply that they are meaningless.

Dali was Renaissance man converted to psychoanalysis.

I do not believe in my death.