Golf course architects make me sick. They can't play themselves, so they rig the courses so nobody else can play either.
The only reason I ever played in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.
To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.
Practice puts brains in your muscles.
Golf tip: Lay off for three weeks and then quit for good.
Grip the club as if you were holding a baby bird.