I give the ball some sweet talk. I tell it that this isn't going to hurt a bit. I'm a friend and all I'm going to do is give it a nice little ride.

If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.

Practice puts brains in your muscles.

You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.

Those who go along get along.

Golf tip: Lay off for three weeks and then quit for good.

What abandoned course is that?