I don't read anything about myself.

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!

You've got to have gumption. You've got to be willing to stand up on the stage for no money for ten years.

I don't feel like any of the things we're talking about are going to make the world end.

If I could live in New York the rest of my life, I absolutely would, but it's also prohibitively expensive and you have to be working. New York is a lot nicer when you have a job.

I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.