After I decided to become a Jew, only then did I learn that the Jews don't have all the money. When I found out Rockefeller and Ford were goyim, I almost resigned.

There are lines that I know are going to get a belly laugh, but after a few shows I get sick of hearing myself say them so I drop them.

I didn't hate being 60 as much as I had 50.

Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to get insulted.

Imitations only better the original.

I don't have many easy songs.

Savor the moments that are warm and special and giggly.