There are lines that I know are going to get a belly laugh, but after a few shows I get sick of hearing myself say them so I drop them.
My handicap? Man, I am a one-eyed, black Jew! That's my handicap!
I didn't hate being 60 as much as I had 50.
In terms of addiction, there is nothing more powerful than men's toys.
You don’t swing where you sleep.
Ten million dollars after I'd become a star I was deeply in debt.