You don’t swing where you sleep.
In terms of addiction, there is nothing more powerful than men's toys.
I didn't hate being 60 as much as I had 50.
The only person I ever hurt was myself and even that I did to the minimum. If you can do that and you're still functioning, you're the luckiest person in the world.
I had traveled 10 states and played over 50 cities by the time I was 4.
My handicap? Man, I am a one-eyed, black Jew! That's my handicap!