I'm writing my biography. It's my business. This is what happened in my life, and I'm writing about it.

I'd love to be abducted. I'd sit on my deck at home waiting all night long to be abducted. But that's never happened that I know of.

I looked at Mick Jagger and Keith Richards and the boys up there thinking, I want to be that.

When I left Van Halen, I went in the studio and made a CD called Marching to Mars with all studio musicians. I did it immediately. With the disappointment riding on my shoulders of the breakup of the band.

"Rock Candy" was my first record. I had never been in a studio, so I was in shock and I had no idea if it was great or if it stunk. I was just putting in my heart and soul, and closing my eyes and keeping my fingers crossed. I gave it everything.

I loved that song ["Don't Tell Me"], but man, it was dark. That song did nothing for Van Halen.

Everybody has weird dreams, but a usual weird dream is, okay, so your mom's driving a car and she's a dog.