What is faith but a kind of betting or speculation after all? It should be, I bet that my Redeemer liveth.

And so there is no God but has been in the loins of past gods.

A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it.

Sensible people get the greater part of their own dying done during their own lifetime

If you follow reason far enough it always leads to conclusions that are contrary to reason.

A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.