Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
The healthy stomach is nothing if it is not conservative. Few radicals have good digestions.
A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.
The history of art is the history of revivals.
Women can stand a beating except when it is with their own weapons.
In old times people used to try and square the circle; now they try and devise schemes for satisfying the Irish nation.