If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one.

No mistake is more common and more fatuous than appealing to logic in cases which are beyond her jurisdiction.

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.

Look before you leap for as you sow, ye are like to reap.

It is a wise tune that knows its own father, and I like my music to be the legitimate offspring of respectable parents.

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.