The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.
Don't learn to do, but learn in doing. Let your falls not be on a prepared ground, but let them be bona fide falls in the rough and tumble of the world.
Oaths are but words, and words are but wind.
There is no bore like a clever bore.
To give pain is the tyranny; to make happy, the true empire of beauty.
Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it.