A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.

Belief like any other moving body follows the path of least resistance.

Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.

Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it.

Self-preservation is the first law of nature.

Priests are not men of the world; it is not intended that they should be; and a University training is the one best adapted to prevent their becoming so.