A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.
Samuel ButlerTo know God better is only to realize how impossible it is that we should ever know him at all. I know not which is more childish to deny him, or define him.
Samuel ButlerIt is a wise tune that knows its own father, and I like my music to be the legitimate offspring of respectable parents.
Samuel ButlerAn apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.
Samuel Butler