God and the Devil are an effort after specialisation and division of labour.

Christ: I dislike him very much. Still, I can stand him. What I cannot stand is the wretched band of people whose profession is to hoodwink us about him.

Sensible people get the greater part of their own dying done during their own lifetime

Priests are not men of the world; it is not intended that they should be; and a University training is the one best adapted to prevent their becoming so.

Every man's work, whether it be literature, or music or pictures or architecture or anything else, is always a portrait of himself.

Young people have a marvelous faculty of either dying or adapting themselves to circumstances.

If you follow reason far enough it always leads to conclusions that are contrary to reason.