The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death.

The history of the world is the record of the weakness, frailty and death of public opinion.

Prayers are to men as dolls are to children.

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.

Justice while she winks at crimes, Stumbles on innocence sometimes.

One of the first businesses of a sensible man is to know when he is beaten, and to leave off fighting at once.