Mr. Tennyson has said that more things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of, but he wisely refrains from saying whether they are good or bad things.

Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.

There is no such source of error as the pursuit of truth.

The healthy stomach is nothing if it is not conservative. Few radicals have good digestions.

The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.

Theist and atheist: the fight between them is as to whether God shall be called God or shall have some other name.

The advantage of doing one's praising for oneself is that one can lay it on so thick and exactly in the right places.