Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

The truest characters of ignorance are vanity and pride and arrogance.

If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

If God wants us to do a thing, he should make his wishes sufficiently clear. Sensible people will wait till he has done this before paying much attention to him.

No mistake is more common and more fatuous than appealing to logic in cases which are beyond her jurisdiction.

They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, "Can he name a kitten?"

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.