When you've told someone that you've left them a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once.

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.

If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

If you follow reason far enough it always leads to conclusions that are contrary to reason.

To know God better is only to realize how impossible it is that we should ever know him at all. I know not which is more childish to deny him, or define him.

It is tact that is golden, not silence.