A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.

Look before you leap for as you sow, ye are like to reap.

In old times people used to try and square the circle; now they try and devise schemes for satisfying the Irish nation.

Be virtuous and you will be vicious.

Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.

Christ was only crucified once and for a few hours. Think of the hundreds of thousands whom Christ has been crucifying in a quiet way ever since.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.