If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death.
God cannot alter the past, though historians can.
To himself everyone is immortal; he may know that he is going to die, but he can never know that he is dead.
Evil is like water, it abounds, is cheap, soon fouls, but runs itself clear of taint.
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.