Death is only a larger kind of going abroad.
There is no bore like a clever bore.
In the midst of vice we are in virtue, and vice versa.
A virtue to be serviceable must, like gold, be alloyed with some commoner, but more durable alloy.
Life is not an exact science, it is an art.
The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.