Women can stand a beating except when it is with their own weapons.
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.
God as now generally conceived of is only the last witch.
Life is a quarry, out of which we are to mold and chisel and complete a character.