[when asked by his secretary if she should destroy all files that were over ten years old] Yes, but keep copies.

Enthusiasm is the key not only to the achievement of great things but to the accomplishment of any thing that is worthwhile.

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.

Put it out of your mind. In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Be drug-free and smoke some crack.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.