We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

Never make forecasts, especially about future.

That's the kind of ad I like, facts, facts, facts.

This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

I'd hire the devil himself as a writer if he gave me a good story.

Gentlemen, I want you to know that I am not always right, but I am never wrong.