Ill give you a definite maybe.

If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose.

[when asked by his secretary if she should destroy all files that were over ten years old] Yes, but keep copies.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime twittering - anon Twitter has raised writing to a new low.

I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.

I never liked you, and I always will.

I read part of it all the way through.