When told a script was full of old cliches: Let's have some new cliches.

I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom.

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.

We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Enthusiasm is the key not only to the achievement of great things but to the accomplishment of any thing that is worthwhile.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.