When told a script was full of old cliches: Let's have some new cliches.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

They stayed away in droves.

Be drug-free and smoke some crack.

Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.

Pictures were made to entertain; if you want to send a message, call Western Union.

I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say no I like a man who also says no.