When told a script was full of old cliches: Let's have some new cliches.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

That's the kind of ad I like, facts, facts, facts.

A Hospital isn't any place to end up being sick.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

In picture-making the writer is the most important cog in the wheel.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.