I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.
Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime twittering - anon Twitter has raised writing to a new low.
My wife's hands are very beautiful. I'm going to have a bust made of them.
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.