A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
Destroy the old files, but make copies first.
If you don't dissagree with me, how will I know I'm right?
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime twittering - anon Twitter has raised writing to a new low.
What we need now is some new, fresh clichรฉs.
True, I've been a long time making up my mind, but now I'm giving you a definite answer. I won't say yes, and I won't say no - but I'm giving you a definite maybe.