Gentlemen, I want you to know that I am not always right, but I am never wrong.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
My wife's hands are very beautiful. I'm going to have a bust made of them.
I've gone where the hand of man has never set foot.
I'm living beyond my means, but I can afford it.
I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom.