In two words, impossible.
When told a script was full of old cliches: Let's have some new cliches.
Never make forecasts, especially about future.
Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.
That's the kind of ad I like, facts, facts, facts.
Gentlemen, I want you to know that I am not always right, but I am never wrong.