Please write music like Wagner, only louder.
Let's have some new cliches.
Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.
Gentlemen, I want you to know that I am not always right, but I am never wrong.
Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.
Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?