No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned... a man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company.
Samuel JohnsonWith what hope can we endeavor to persuade the ladies that the time spent at the toilet is lost in vanity.
Samuel JohnsonIt is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust.
Samuel Johnson